it's just my job

I am so mean, but being mean is my job. Today, I arrested a 73 year old lady, and then yelled at a 6 year old (at the request of his mother) about stealing. I told him that if he didn't stop stealing items from his classmates that I was going to come to his school, handcuff him in front of all of his friends and take him to juvenile detention. The 73 yr old and the 6 yr old both had tears welling up in their eyes by the time I was done, and I knew their emotions were directly related to my actions. All in a day's work!